Snow day, long car ride, or indoor recess? These 53 winter jokes for kids cover
snowmen, icy weather, penguins, polar bears, and other cold-weather silliness.
The collection is grouped so you can go straight to snowman jokes, browse snow and
ice riddles, or find the smaller batch of winter animal jokes.
Snowman Jokes
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? A: An abdominal snowman!
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads? A: Ice caps!
Q: What's a snowman's favorite snack? A: Ice Krispies treats!
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? A: Because Frost bites!
Q: What kind of ball doesn't bounce? A: A snowball!
Q: What do you call an old snowman? A: Water!
Q: How does a snowman get around? A: By icicle!
Q: What do snowmen call their kids? A: Chill-dren!
Q: What does a snowman take when he gets sick? A: A chill pill!
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer? A: A puddle!
Q: What's a snowman's favorite drink? A: Iced tea!
Q: What do you call a snowman having a tantrum? A: A meltdown!
Q: What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? A: Frostbite!
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? A: In a snow bank!
Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots in the produce section? A: He was picking his nose!
Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!
Q: What kind of cake do snowmen like? A: The kind with lots of frosting!
Q: What's a snowman's favorite game? A: Freeze tag!
Q: What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant? A: An iceberg-er with chili sauce!
Q: What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A: A snowmobile!
Q: What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food? A: Burrrr-itos!
Q: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? A: Just chill!
Q: What's it called when a snowman ignores you? A: The cold shoulder!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker? A: Frosty the Dough-man!
Snow, Ice, and Cold-Weather Riddles
Q: How do you know when it's too cold outside? A: When you milk a brown cow and get chocolate ice cream!
Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt? A: Snow!
Q: What do you call a slow skier? A: A slope-poke!
Q: Why did the girl keep her trumpet in the snow? A: Because she liked cool music!
Q: What did one snowflake say to the other? A: You're one of a kind!
Q: What's cold, white, and goes up? A: A confused snowflake!
Q: Why did the boy only wear one snow boot? A: Because there was only a 50% chance of snow!
Q: How do mountains stay warm in winter? A: They wear snow caps!
Q: What did the icy road say to the car? A: Want to go for a spin?
Q: Where is the best place to put your hot chocolate? A: Your mouth!
Q: How do you build a snow house? A: You ig-loo it together!
Q: What does December have that no other month has? A: The letter D!
Q: Knock knock. Who's there? Scold. Scold who? A: Scold outside, let me in!
Q: What did the hat say to the scarf? A: You hang around while I go on ahead!
Q: What did the tree say after a long winter? A: What a re-leaf!
Q: What do you call it when a wizard uses magic to make it snow? A: A cold spell!
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise!
Q: What do you call a frozen bicycle? A: An icicle!
Q: Why did the woman put her money in the freezer? A: Because she wanted cold hard cash!
Q: Why are winter days great? A: They're snow much fun!
Q: What do you call a slow-moving snowstorm? A: A flurry of activity!
Winter Animal Jokes
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert? A: Lost!
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic? A: Really lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica!)
Q: What do you call a grumpy cow in the winter? A: A moo-dy cow!
Q: What do polar bears eat for lunch? A: Ice berg-ers!
Q: What do you call a cat sitting on the ice? A: A cool cat!