Need a quick laugh while dinner cooks? These 27 Thanksgiving jokes for kids cover
turkeys, pilgrims, pie, and the sort of wordplay that fits around the family table.
Start with the turkey jokes, skip to dinner and harvest humor, or use the three
knock-knock jokes as easy icebreakers for a classroom or holiday gathering.
Turkey Jokes
Q: Why did the turkey get booked at the station? A: He was involved in fowl play.
Q: Why couldn't the turkey eat another bite at Thanksgiving? A: He was already stuffed!
Q: What part of the turkey has the best beat? A: The drumsticks!
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red? A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler!
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside!
Q: What key won't open a door? A: A turkey!
Q: What sound does a limping turkey make? A: Wobble, wobble!
Q: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? A: Lucky!
Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make? A: Wing wing wing!
Q: What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving? A: Vegetarians.
Q: Can a turkey jump higher than a house? A: Yes, because houses can't jump!
Q: What do you call a running turkey? A: Fast food.
Q: Why did the turkey play the drums in his band? A: Because he already had drumsticks!
Q: How do you keep a turkey in suspense? A: I'll tell you at Christmas!
Q: What do you call a rainstorm on Thanksgiving? A: Fowl weather.
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted? A: "Boy, I'm stuffed!"
Dinner, Harvest, and Pilgrim Jokes
Q: What did the pilgrims call their band? A: Plymouth Rock!
Q: What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? A: Squash!
Q: What do you call a sad cranberry? A: A blueberry.
Q: How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests? A: By saying, "Seasoning's greetings!"
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims!
Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie? A: Your teeth.
Q: What do you call an attractive pilgrim? A: A puri-ten!
Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes
Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? A: Olive some turkey and mashed potatoes.
Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? A: Phillip your plate and let's eat!
Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? A: Arthur any more mashed potatoes?