Funny Thanksgiving and Turkey-Themed Jokes for Kids

Gobble up some giggles with our delightful Thanksgiving jokes for kids! 🦃 This festive collection is stuffed with funny turkey tales, playful pilgrim puns, and harvest humor perfect for sharing around the dinner table. Add a side of laughter to your family gatherings and make this Thanksgiving one to remember with these kid-friendly jokes! 🍂🥧

  1. Q: Why did the turkey get booked at the station?
    A: He was involved in fowl play.
  2. Q: Why couldn't the turkey eat another bite at Thanksgiving?
    A: He was already stuffed!
  3. Q: What part of the turkey has the best beat?
    A: The drumsticks!
  4. Q: What did the pilgrims call their band?
    A: Plymouth Rock!
  5. Q: What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
    A: Squash!
  6. Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
    A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
  7. Q: What do you call a sad cranberry?
    A: A blueberry.
  8. Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
    A: Peach gobbler!
  9. Q: How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests?
    A: By saying, "Seasoning's greetings!"
  10. Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
    A: The outside!
  11. Q: What key won't open a door?
    A: A turkey!
  12. Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
    A: Wobble, wobble!
  13. Q: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
    A: Lucky!
  14. Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?
    A: Wing wing wing!
  15. Q: What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
    A: Vegetarians.
  16. Q: Can a turkey jump higher than a house?
    A: Yes, because houses can't jump!
  17. Q: What do you call a running turkey?
    A: Fast food.
  18. Q: Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?
    A: Because he already had drumsticks!
  19. Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
    A: Pilgrims!
  20. Q: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
    A: I'll tell you at Christmas!
  21. Q: What do you call a rainstorm on Thanksgiving?
    A: Fowl weather.
  22. Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?
    A: Olive some turkey and mashed potatoes.
  23. Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who?
    A: Phillip your plate and let's eat!
  24. Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who?
    A: Arthur any more mashed potatoes?
  25. Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?
    A: Your teeth.
  26. Q: What do you call an attractive pilgrim?
    A: A puri-ten!
  27. Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
    A: "Boy, I'm stuffed!"

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