Funny Dinosaur Jokes & Puns for Kids
Roar with laughter with our gigantic collection of dinosaur jokes for kids! 🦖 Unearth a treasure trove of prehistoric puns, T-Rex ticklers, and fossil funnies that are sure to make any dino-loving child smile. These Jurassic jests are perfect for aspiring paleontologists and anyone who enjoys a good laugh from a land before time! 🦕🦴
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Q: What do you call a fossil that just lies there?
A: Lazy Bones! -
Q: Why don't dinosaurs drive cars?
A: Because Tyrannosaurs wrecks! -
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day! -
Q: What's a dinosaur's favorite book?
A: The Thesaurus. -
Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
A: Because it was an early bird! -
Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom. -
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us) -
Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles. -
Q: Why can't you hear a pterosaur using the bathroom?
A: Because the "p" is silent! -
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A: Jurassic Pork. -
Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus! -
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE! -
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day?
A: The dino-snore! -
Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The Terror-dactyl! -
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try-try-try-ceratops! -
Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops! -
Q: What do you call twin dinosaurs?
A: Pair-odactyls! -
Q: What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
A: Tyrannosaurus Tex! -
Q: What do you call a baby dinosaur?
A: A Wee-Rex! -
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
A: A Stegosau-rust! -
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
A: Two dinosaurs! -
Q: What did the dinosaur put on her steak?
A: Dinosauce! -
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw! -
Q: What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
A: A scaredactyl! -
Q: What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A: A blast from the past! -
Q: How do you invite a dinosaur to a tea party?
A: Tea, Rex? -
Q: Where do dinosaurs spend their money?
A: The dino-store. -
Q: Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
A: Because it had a dino-sore. -
Q: What came after the dinosaur?
A: Its tail. -
Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't shut.
