Best Clean Father's Day Jokes to Tell Your Dad
Celebrate your amazing dad with a wonderful batch of Father's Day jokes for kids!
👨👧👦 Dive into delightful dad-style humor, from clever quips to those famously funny
puns that make everyone chuckle. These jokes are perfect for sharing a special laugh
with your number one guy and making his Father's Day extra bright! 🎉 ️
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Q: What's a groundbreaking Father's Day gift to give to your dad?
A: A shovel.
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Q: What did the baby computer say to its dad on Father's Day?
A: Happy Father's Day, Data!
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Q: How did the celebrity dad keep his cool on Father's Day?
A: He had a lot of fans.
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Q: How much did the son charge his dad for fixing his roof on Father's Day?
A: Nothing, it was on the house!
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Q: What does the pig give his dad for Father's Day?
A: Lots of hogs and kisses.
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Q: What do hermit crabs do on Father's Day?
A: Shell-abrate their dads.
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Q: Why don't they have Father's Day sales?
A: Because fathers are priceless.
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Q: What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father's Day?
A: Cheerios.
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Q: Where did the cow family go on Father's Day?
A: The moo-vies.
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Q: Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father's Day?
A: He was chili.
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Q: What did the puppies make their dad for Father's Day breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs.
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Q: What did the Panda give his daddy on Father's Day?
A: A bear hug.
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Q: What did the waiter say to the daddy dog when he served Father's Day dinner?
A: Bone-appetit!
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Q: Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father's Day?
A: Because they thought he was the coolest dad.
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Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Abby. Abby who?
A: Abby Father's Day!
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Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Tie. Tie who?
A: Tie love you, Dad! Happy Father's Day!
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Q: Why did the dad get an extra pair of golf pants for Father's Day?
A: In case he got a hole-in-one.
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Q: What did the baby otter say to its dad?
A: You are a dad like no otter.
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Q: When does a joke become a dad joke?
A: When the punchline is apparent!
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Q: What do you call a person who is not a dad who makes dad jokes?
A: A Faux Pa.
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Q: You look so much like your Dad, you must have a lot of his genes.
A: I don’t think my dad’s jeans would fit me…
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Q: Kid: Ok Dad, I have to get going. I’ll call you later ok?
A: Dad: Just call me Dad.
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Q: Why is being a good Dad like shaving, according to your dad?
A: No matter how good a job you do, you still do it all over again tomorrow!
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Q: What’s the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
A: One letter!
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Q: I asked my dad what his favorite Father’s Day Gift was. What did he say?
A: He said the last two were a tie.
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Q: What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for school?
A: Bison!
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Q: Did you hear about the baby bird who acts just like his dad? What does his mom call him?
A: A chirp off the old block!
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Q: What did the baby moose say to his dad for Father’s Day?
A: Dad, you’re A-moosing!
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Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where’s pop-corn?
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Q: What do you call a dad when he falls through the ice?
A: A Pop-sicle
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Q: What did the mushroom say to its dad?
A: Dad you’re a fun-guy!
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Q: What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
A: This may sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate dad!
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Q: Why did dad love to BBQ so much?
A: He had the grill of his dreams!
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Q: What did the grape say to his dad?
A: Dad you did a grape job raisin me!
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Q: Why couldn’t the digital clock make Dad dinner for Father’s Day?
A: It had no hands!
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Q: Why did the Dad wear sunglasses?
A: His kids were all so bright!
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Q: Kid: Dad, why are you muttering to yourself?
A: Dad: I need expert advice…
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Q: Do dads always snore?
A: No, only when they are asleep!