Best Mother's Day Jokes for Kids
Mom Puns, Family Humor & Silly Quips
Celebrate your amazing mom with a wonderful batch of Mother's Day jokes for kids!
Whether you're making a card, looking for something fun to share at breakfast, or just
want to give Mom a good laugh, these jokes are guaranteed to make her smile.
Our collection features over 25 kid-friendly Mother's Day jokes including classic mom
puns, family humor, and those wonderfully silly quips that make everyone chuckle. These
clean, family-friendly jokes are perfect for kids ages 4-12 and are great for Mother's
Day cards, breakfast in bed, or just sharing a special moment with your number one gal.
From sweet flower jokes to hilarious hugs-and-kisses quips, there's something here to
make Mom's day extra bright!
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Q: Why is a computer so smart?
A: It listens to its motherboard.
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Q: Why did you chop the joke book in half?
A: Mom said to cut the comedy.
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Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: "Where's Popcorn?"
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Q: What do you call a mom who can't draw?
A: Tracy.
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Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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Q: What do you call a small mom?
A: Minimum.
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Q: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?
A: Catch up!
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Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: Because his mom was in a jam!
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Q: What did the momma horse say to the foal?
A: It's pasture your bedtime!
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Q: What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web.
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Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
A: It's time to go to sweep!
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Q: Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
A: Because Mothers are priceless.
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Q: What kind of flowers are best for Mother's Day?
A: Mums.
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Q: What color flowers do mama cats like to get on Mother's Day?
A: Purrrrrrrple flowers.
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Q: What did the digital clock say to its mother?
A: Look, Ma! No hands!
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Q: How come the mother needle got mad at the baby needle?
A: It was way past its threadtime!
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Q: What did the cat make for her mom on Mother's Day?
A: Mice Krispies.
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Q: How do you plan a Mother's Day party in space?
A: You planet!
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Q: Why did the little beans give their mom a sweater for Mother's Day?
A: Because she was chilly!
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Q: Why did mommy's gift arrive the day after Mother's Day?
A: It was chocoLATE!
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Q: Why do sons love Mother's Day so much?
A: Because it's always on son-day (Sunday)!
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Q: What did the mother rope say to her child?
A: Don't be knotty!
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Q: Why did the monster's mother knit him three socks?
A: She heard he grew another foot!
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Q: Knock knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who?
A: Noah good joke for Mother's Day?
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Q: Knock knock. Who's there? Omelette. Omelette who?
A: Omelette Mom sleep in because it's Mother's Day!
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Q: What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
A: They shellabrated their mommy.