Looking for something funny to write in Mom’s card or tell her at breakfast? These 26
Mother’s Day jokes for kids cover moms, children, flowers, gifts, and family celebrations.
Start with mom-and-kid wordplay, find a line for a card or gift, or practice one of the
two knock-knock jokes before Mother’s Day.
Mom-and-Kid Jokes
Q: Why is a computer so smart? A: It listens to its motherboard.
Q: Why did you chop the joke book in half? A: Mom said to cut the comedy.
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? A: "Where's Popcorn?"
Q: What do you call a mom who can't draw? A: Tracy.
Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!
Q: What do you call a small mom? A: Minimum.
Q: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? A: Catch up!
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry? A: Because his mom was in a jam!
Q: What did the momma horse say to the foal? A: It's pasture your bedtime!
Q: What did mommy spider say to baby spider? A: You spend too much time on the web.
Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? A: It's time to go to sweep!
Card, Gift, and Celebration Jokes
Q: Why don't they have Mother's Day sales? A: Because Mothers are priceless.
Q: What kind of flowers are best for Mother's Day? A: Mums.
Q: What color flowers do mama cats like to get on Mother's Day? A: Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Q: What did the digital clock say to its mother? A: Look, Ma! No hands!
Q: How come the mother needle got mad at the baby needle? A: It was way past its threadtime!
Q: What did the cat make for her mom on Mother's Day? A: Mice Krispies.
Q: How do you plan a Mother's Day party in space? A: You planet!
Q: Why did the little beans give their mom a sweater for Mother's Day? A: Because she was chilly!
Q: Why did mommy's gift arrive the day after Mother's Day? A: It was chocoLATE!
Q: Why do sons love Mother's Day so much? A: Because it's always on son-day (Sunday)!
Q: What did the mother rope say to her child? A: Don't be knotty!
Q: Why did the monster's mother knit him three socks? A: She heard he grew another foot!
Q: What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? A: They shellabrated their mommy.
Mother's Day Knock-Knock Jokes
Q: Knock knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? A: Noah good joke for Mother's Day?
Q: Knock knock. Who's there? Omelette. Omelette who? A: Omelette Mom sleep in because it's Mother's Day!