Hilarious Winter Jokes for Kids

Bundle up for some frosty fun with our collection of winter jokes for kids! ❄️ From snowman silliness to penguin puns and icy giggles, these jokes are perfect for warming up on cold days. Share them during snow days, winter car rides, or anytime you need a good laugh to chase away the winter chill! ⛄🧤

  1. Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    A: Frosted Flakes!
  2. Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
    A: An abdominal snowman!
  3. Q: How do you know when it's too cold outside?
    A: When you milk a brown cow and get chocolate ice cream!
  4. Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
    A: Snow!
  5. Q: What do you call a slow skier?
    A: A slope-poke!
  6. Q: Why did the girl keep her trumpet in the snow?
    A: Because she liked cool music!
  7. Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
    A: Ice caps!
  8. Q: What's a snowman's favorite snack?
    A: Ice Krispies treats!
  9. Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
    A: Lost!
  10. Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
    A: Because Frost bites!
  11. Q: What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
    A: A snowball!
  12. Q: What do you call an old snowman?
    A: Water!
  13. Q: How does a snowman get around?
    A: By icicle!
  14. Q: What do snowmen call their kids?
    A: Chill-dren!
  15. Q: What does a snowman take when he gets sick?
    A: A chill pill!
  16. Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
    A: Because it's too far to walk!
  17. Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
    A: A puddle!
  18. Q: What's a snowman's favorite drink?
    A: Iced tea!
  19. Q: What did one snowflake say to the other?
    A: You're one of a kind!
  20. Q: What's cold, white, and goes up?
    A: A confused snowflake!
  21. Q: Why did the boy only wear one snow boot?
    A: Because there was only a 50% chance of snow!
  22. Q: What do you call a snowman having a tantrum?
    A: A meltdown!
  23. Q: What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
    A: Frostbite!
  24. Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
    A: In a snow bank!
  25. Q: How do mountains stay warm in winter?
    A: They wear snow caps!
  26. Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots in the produce section?
    A: He was picking his nose!
  27. Q: What did the icy road say to the car?
    A: Want to go for a spin?
  28. Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
    A: Have an ice day!
  29. Q: What kind of cake do snowmen like?
    A: The kind with lots of frosting!
  30. Q: What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic?
    A: Really lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica!)
  31. Q: What's a snowman's favorite game?
    A: Freeze tag!
  32. Q: What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
    A: An iceberg-er with chili sauce!
  33. Q: Where is the best place to put your hot chocolate?
    A: Your mouth!
  34. Q: What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
    A: A snowmobile!
  35. Q: How do you build a snow house?
    A: You ig-loo it together!
  36. Q: What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food?
    A: Burrrr-itos!
  37. Q: What does December have that no other month has?
    A: The letter D!
  38. Q: Knock knock. Who's there? Scold. Scold who?
    A: Scold outside, let me in!
  39. Q: What do you call a grumpy cow in the winter?
    A: A moo-dy cow!
  40. Q: What do polar bears eat for lunch?
    A: Ice berg-ers!
  41. Q: What do you call a cat sitting on the ice?
    A: A cool cat!
  42. Q: What did the hat say to the scarf?
    A: You hang around while I go on ahead!
  43. Q: What do you call a frozen dog?
    A: A pupsicle!
  44. Q: What did the tree say after a long winter?
    A: What a re-leaf!
  45. Q: What do you call it when a wizard uses magic to make it snow?
    A: A cold spell!
  46. Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
    A: You make my temperature rise!
  47. Q: What do you call a frozen bicycle?
    A: An icicle!
  48. Q: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
    A: Just chill!
  49. Q: Why did the woman put her money in the freezer?
    A: Because she wanted cold hard cash!
  50. Q: What's it called when a snowman ignores you?
    A: The cold shoulder!
  51. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
    A: Frosty the Dough-man!
  52. Q: Why are winter days great?
    A: They're snow much fun!
  53. Q: What do you call a slow-moving snowstorm?
    A: A flurry of activity!

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