Gobble up some giggles with our delightful Thanksgiving jokes for kids!
🦃 This festive collection is stuffed with funny turkey tales, playful
pilgrim puns, and harvest humor perfect for sharing around the dinner table.
Add a side of laughter to your family gatherings and make this Thanksgiving
one to remember with these kid-friendly jokes! 🍂🥧
Q: Why did the turkey get booked at the station?
A: He was involved in fowl play.
Q: Why couldn't the turkey eat another bite at Thanksgiving?
A: He was already stuffed!
Q: What part of the turkey has the best beat?
A: The drumsticks!
Q: What did the pilgrims call their band?
A: Plymouth Rock!
Q: What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
A: Squash!
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Q: What do you call a sad cranberry?
A: A blueberry.
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler!
Q: How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests?
A: By saying, "Seasoning's greetings!"
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: What key won't open a door?
A: A turkey!
Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
A: Wobble, wobble!
Q: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
A: Lucky!
Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?
A: Wing wing wing!
Q: What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
A: Vegetarians.
Q: Can a turkey jump higher than a house?
A: Yes, because houses can't jump!
Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
Q: Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?
A: Because he already had drumsticks!
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
A: I'll tell you at Christmas!
Q: What do you call a rainstorm on Thanksgiving?
A: Fowl weather.
Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?
A: Olive some turkey and mashed potatoes.
Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who?
A: Phillip your plate and let's eat!
Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who?
A: Arthur any more mashed potatoes?
Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth.
Q: What do you call an attractive pilgrim?
A: A puri-ten!
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: "Boy, I'm stuffed!"