Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
Turkey Puns, Pilgrim Humor & Harvest Giggles
Gobble up some giggles with our delightful Thanksgiving jokes for kids!
Whether you're waiting for the turkey to cook, sitting around the dinner table,
or just looking to add some festive fun to your fall celebration, these jokes
are guaranteed to make the whole family laugh.
Our collection features over 50 kid-friendly Thanksgiving jokes including turkey puns,
silly pilgrim humor, harvest riddles, and plenty of fall-themed fun. These clean,
family-friendly jokes are perfect for kids ages 4-12 and are great for sharing
at Thanksgiving dinner, school parties, or while watching the parade. From "Why did
the turkey cross the road?" to hilarious stuffing jokes, there's something here
to make everyone at the table smile! 🦃🍂🥧
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Q: Why did the turkey get booked at the station?
A: He was involved in fowl play.
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Q: Why couldn't the turkey eat another bite at Thanksgiving?
A: He was already stuffed!
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Q: What part of the turkey has the best beat?
A: The drumsticks!
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Q: What did the pilgrims call their band?
A: Plymouth Rock!
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Q: What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
A: Squash!
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Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
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Q: What do you call a sad cranberry?
A: A blueberry.
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler!
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Q: How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests?
A: By saying, "Seasoning's greetings!"
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Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
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Q: What key won't open a door?
A: A turkey!
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Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
A: Wobble, wobble!
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Q: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
A: Lucky!
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Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?
A: Wing wing wing!
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Q: What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
A: Vegetarians.
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Q: Can a turkey jump higher than a house?
A: Yes, because houses can't jump!
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Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
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Q: Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?
A: Because he already had drumsticks!
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Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
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Q: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
A: I'll tell you at Christmas!
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Q: What do you call a rainstorm on Thanksgiving?
A: Fowl weather.
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Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?
A: Olive some turkey and mashed potatoes.
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Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who?
A: Phillip your plate and let's eat!
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Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who?
A: Arthur any more mashed potatoes?
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Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth.
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Q: What do you call an attractive pilgrim?
A: A puri-ten!
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Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: "Boy, I'm stuffed!"