Best Summer Jokes for Kids
Beach Puns, Vacation Humor & Sunny Day Fun
Dive into a wave of laughter with our fantastic collection of summer jokes for kids!
Whether you're heading to the beach, enjoying a backyard BBQ, or just soaking up the sun,
these summer jokes are guaranteed to keep the whole family smiling.
Our collection features over 50 kid-friendly summer jokes including beach puns, vacation
humor, ice cream riddles, pool jokes, and plenty of warm-weather fun. These clean,
family-friendly jokes are perfect for kids ages 4-12 and are great for road trips,
summer camp, pool parties, or lazy afternoons. From "Why do fish live in salt water?"
to hilarious sunscreen jokes, there's sunny fun for everyone! ☀️🍦🏖️
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Q: Why does the ice cream always get invited to the party?
A: Because it's cool.
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Q: What animal is always at a baseball game?
A: A bat.
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Q: What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
A: I Scream.
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Q: Where do sharks go on vacation?
A: Finland!
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Q: What did the reporter say to the ice cream?
A: "What's the scoop?"
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Q: Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
A: Times Square.
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Q: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
A: They kept dropping their trunks.
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Q: What do frogs eat in the summer?
A: Hopsicles!
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Q: Why didn't the sun go to college?
A: He already had a million degrees.
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Q: What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
A: I'm bacon!
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Q: What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
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Q: Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A: Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
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Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree!
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Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: The Baaa-hamas.
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Q: What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A: A shell phone, of course.
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Q: Why do people swim at saltwater beaches?
A: Because pepper beaches would make them sneeze.
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Q: What's the best day of the week to go to the beach?
A: Sunday.
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Q: What do you call a snowman in July?
A: A puddle!
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Q: What does the sun drink out of?
A: Sun-glasses!
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Q: What do frogs drink in the summer?
A: Croak-a-cola!
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Q: Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
A: He wanted to test the water!
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Q: Which letter is the coolest?
A: Iced T.
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Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get a little brighter!
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Q: How do you cut a wave in half?
A: Use a sea saw.