Get ready for a pot of laughter at the end of the rainbow!
Our St. Patrick’s Day joke collection is packed with leprechaun laughs,
shamrock shenanigans, and puns so good they’re pure gold.
Perfect for celebrating with family, sharing some lucky giggles,
or just adding a little extra green fun to your day! 🍀🌈
Q: Do leprechauns like to eat leftovers?
A: No, they prefer left-clovers.
Q: Who was Cinderella's date on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Pinch Charming
Q: How did leprechauns get to the moon?
A: In a sham-rocket.
Q: What do you call a big Irish spider?
A: Paddy Long Legs.
Q: Why shouldn't you iron a shamrock?
A: You don't want to press your luck.
Q: What kind of bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow.
Q: How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
A: It will be green with envy!
Q: What do you call a fake diamond in Ireland?
A: A sham-rock.
Q: Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins?
A: Because they're green!
Q: What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail?
A: A lepre-con!
Q: What kind of music do leprechauns love?
A: Sham-rock.
Q: Why do leprechauns hate running?
A: They'd rather jig than jog.
Q: Why are leprechauns good at gardening?
A: They have green thumbs!
Q: What do you call a frog that jumps into a pot of gold?
A: A leap-rechaun.
Q: What do you call an Irish jig at McDonald's?
A: A Shamrock Shake.
Q: Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: What do you call a bad Irish dance?
A: A jig mistake.
Q: What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
A: Lucky Charms!
Q: Where do leprechauns post their photos?
A: On Insta-sham.
Q: What do leprechauns say at the start of a race?
A: Ready, set, gold!
Q: What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?
A: A lepre-condo.
Q: Why are leprechauns hard to get along with?
A: They are short-tempered.
Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into the Irish Sea?
A: He gets wet.
Q: What's small, lucky, and green all over?
A: A leprechaun who recycles.
Q: Where do leprechauns like to sit?
A: In shamrocking chairs.
Q: What does a leprechaun say as he leaves the house?
A: Be back in a pinch!