Best Father's Day Jokes for Kids

Dad Puns, Family Humor & Silly Quips

Celebrate your amazing dad with a wonderful batch of Father's Day jokes for kids! Whether you're making a card, looking for something fun to share at breakfast, or just want to give Dad a good laugh, these jokes are guaranteed to make him smile.

Our collection features over 50 kid-friendly Father's Day jokes including classic dad puns, family humor, and those famously funny quips that make everyone chuckle. These clean, family-friendly jokes are perfect for kids ages 4-12 and are great for Father's Day cards, breakfast in bed, or just sharing a special moment with your number one guy. From "What did the dad say when he finished the puzzle?" to hilarious tool jokes, there's something here to make Dad's day extra bright! 👨‍👧‍👦🎉💙

  1. Q: What's a groundbreaking Father's Day gift to give to your dad?
    A: A shovel.
  2. Q: What did the baby computer say to its dad on Father's Day?
    A: Happy Father's Day, Data!
  3. Q: How did the celebrity dad keep his cool on Father's Day?
    A: He had a lot of fans.
  4. Q: How much did the son charge his dad for fixing his roof on Father's Day?
    A: Nothing, it was on the house!
  5. Q: What does the pig give his dad for Father's Day?
    A: Lots of hogs and kisses.
  6. Q: What do hermit crabs do on Father's Day?
    A: Shell-abrate their dads.
  7. Q: Why don't they have Father's Day sales?
    A: Because fathers are priceless.
  8. Q: What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father's Day?
    A: Cheerios.
  9. Q: Where did the cow family go on Father's Day?
    A: The moo-vies.
  10. Q: Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father's Day?
    A: He was chili.
  11. Q: What did the puppies make their dad for Father's Day breakfast?
    A: Pooched eggs.
  12. Q: What did the Panda give his daddy on Father's Day?
    A: A bear hug.
  13. Q: What did the waiter say to the daddy dog when he served Father's Day dinner?
    A: Bone-appetit!
  14. Q: Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father's Day?
    A: Because they thought he was the coolest dad.
  15. Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Abby. Abby who?
    A: Abby Father's Day!
  16. Q: Knock, knock. Who's there? Tie. Tie who?
    A: Tie love you, Dad! Happy Father's Day!
  17. Q: Why did the dad get an extra pair of golf pants for Father's Day?
    A: In case he got a hole-in-one.
  18. Q: What did the baby otter say to its dad?
    A: You are a dad like no otter.
  19. Q: When does a joke become a dad joke?
    A: When the punchline is apparent!
  20. Q: What do you call a person who is not a dad who makes dad jokes?
    A: A Faux Pa.
  21. Q: You look so much like your Dad, you must have a lot of his genes.
    A: I don’t think my dad’s jeans would fit me…
  22. Q: Kid: Ok Dad, I have to get going. I’ll call you later ok?
    A: Dad: Just call me Dad.
  23. Q: Why is being a good Dad like shaving, according to your dad?
    A: No matter how good a job you do, you still do it all over again tomorrow!
  24. Q: What’s the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
    A: One letter!
  25. Q: I asked my dad what his favorite Father’s Day Gift was. What did he say?
    A: He said the last two were a tie.
  26. Q: What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for school?
    A: Bison!
  27. Q: Did you hear about the baby bird who acts just like his dad? What does his mom call him?
    A: A chirp off the old block!
  28. Q: What did the baby moose say to his dad for Father’s Day?
    A: Dad, you’re A-moosing!
  29. Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
    A: Where’s pop-corn?
  30. Q: What do you call a dad when he falls through the ice?
    A: A Pop-sicle
  31. Q: What did the mushroom say to its dad?
    A: Dad you’re a fun-guy!
  32. Q: What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
    A: This may sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate dad!
  33. Q: Why did dad love to BBQ so much?
    A: He had the grill of his dreams!
  34. Q: What did the grape say to his dad?
    A: Dad you did a grape job raisin me!
  35. Q: Why couldn’t the digital clock make Dad dinner for Father’s Day?
    A: It had no hands!
  36. Q: Why did the Dad wear sunglasses?
    A: His kids were all so bright!
  37. Q: Kid: Dad, why are you muttering to yourself?
    A: Dad: I need expert advice…
  38. Q: Do dads always snore?
    A: No, only when they are asleep!

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