Funny Dad Jokes for Kids

Classic Puns, Groan-Worthy Humor & Eye-Roll Worthy Fun

Get ready for some serious eye-rolling and giggling with our collection of dad jokes for kids! Whether your dad is the king of corny jokes or you want to become one yourself, these classic puns and groan-worthy one-liners are guaranteed to make everyone laugh (even if they pretend not to).

Our collection features 50 kid-friendly dad jokes including classic puns, silly wordplay, and those famously cheesy jokes that dads everywhere are known for. These clean, family-friendly jokes are perfect for kids ages 4-12 and are great for sharing at dinner, during car rides, or anytime you need to break the ice with a good groan. From "What do you call a fake noodle?" to hilarious animal puns, there's dad-approved fun for the whole family! 😄👨‍👧‍👦

  1. Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes?
    A: They'd crack each other up!
  2. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
    A: An impasta!
  3. Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
  4. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A: A gummy bear!
  5. Q: Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
    A: Because then it would be a foot!
  6. Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
    A: Nothing, it just waved!
  7. Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
    A: Because it was two-tired!
  8. Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    A: Nacho cheese!
  9. Q: Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    A: Because they make up everything!
  10. Q: What do you call a fish without eyes?
    A: A fsh!
  11. Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
    A: Because it had too many problems!
  12. Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
    A: A dino-snore!
  13. Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    A: In case he got a hole in one!
  14. Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A: A carrot!
  15. Q: Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
    A: In case they get a hole in one!
  16. Q: What time did the man go to the dentist?
    A: Tooth-hurty!
  17. Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
    A: Because she'll let it go!
  18. Q: What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
    A: A Labracadabrador!
  19. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
    A: Ground beef!
  20. Q: Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
    A: All the fans left!
  21. Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
    A: A stick!
  22. Q: Why don't oysters share?
    A: Because they're shellfish!
  23. Q: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
    A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
  24. Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
    A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
  25. Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
    A: A pork chop!
  26. Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    A: Because it was feeling crummy!
  27. Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
    A: A pouch potato!
  28. Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    A: Because it wasn't peeling well!
  29. Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
    A: An abdominal snowman!
  30. Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
    A: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
  31. Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
    A: Because it was framed!
  32. Q: What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A: A waist of time!
  33. Q: Why do cows wear bells?
    A: Because their horns don't work!
  34. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?
    A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
  35. Q: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
    A: Because he had no body to go with!
  36. Q: Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
    A: He couldn't see himself doing it!
  37. Q: What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
    A: A satisfactory!
  38. Q: What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
    A: Bison!
  39. Q: Why did the gym close down?
    A: It just didn't work out!
  40. Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
    A: A can't opener!
  41. Q: What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
    A: A slipper!
  42. Q: Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?
    A: He took a few days off!
  43. Q: Why don't calendars ever get lonely?
    A: Because they have so many dates!
  44. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    A: No idea!
  45. Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
    A: Because she was a little horse!
  46. Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
    A: A milkshake!
  47. Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
    A: He wanted cold hard cash!
  48. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    A: An investigator!
  49. Q: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
    A: Because she was already stuffed!
  50. Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
    A: A palm tree!

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