Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids
Santa Puns, Elf Humor & Reindeer Riddles
Ho ho ho! Get ready to jingle all the way with our merry collection of Christmas jokes for kids! Whether you're decorating the tree, waiting for Santa, or just looking to spread some holiday cheer, these festive jokes are guaranteed to make the whole family laugh.
Our collection features over 50 kid-friendly Christmas jokes including Santa Claus humor, silly elf antics, reindeer riddles, snowman giggles, and plenty of holiday puns. These clean, family-friendly jokes are perfect for kids ages 4-12 and are great for Christmas parties, holiday cards, advent calendars, or gathering around the fireplace. From "What do elves learn in school?" to hilarious North Pole puns, there's festive fun for everyone! 🎄🎅🎁
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Q: What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
A: Rude-olph! -
Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots in the produce section at the grocery store?
A: He was picking his nose! -
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet! -
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite! -
Q: Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?
A: Because it soots him! -
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes! -
Q: What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night! -
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claws! -
Q: What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
A: Snow! -
Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
A: Santa Pause! -
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed to be trimmed! -
Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Claus-trophobia! -
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claus-trophobic! -
Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling crummy! -
Q: What do elves post on social media?
A: Elf-ies! -
Q: What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
A: Your teeth! -
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps! -
Q: Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
A: Because it was Decembrrrrr! -
Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsel-itis! -
Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
A: It's Christmas, Eve! -
Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less! -
Q: What do sheep say at Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad! -
Q: What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy?
A: Orna-mints! -
Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: Because he wanted to sleep like a log! -
Q: What do you call a snowman party?
A: A snowball! -
Q: What goes "oh, oh, oh"?
A: Santa walking backwards! -
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water! -
Q: What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
A: Jingle smells! -
Q: What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places! -
Q: What's a snowman's favorite snack?
A: Ice Krispies treats! -
Q: What do snowmen call their offspring?
A: Chill-dren! -
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem! -
Q: What did one Christmas tree say to the other?
A: Lighten up! -
Q: Why is Santa so good at karate?
A: Because he has a black belt! -
Q: What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looks at the sky?
A: Looks like rain, dear! -
Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No eye deer! -
Q: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet! -
Q: How does a snowman get to work?
A: By icicle! -
Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: A wrapper! -
Q: What's a dog's favorite Christmas carol?
A: Bark, the Herald Angels Sing! -
Q: What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
A: Jungle bells, jungle bells! -
Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
A: Quit hanging around! -
Q: Why don't you ever see Santa in a hospital?
A: Because he has private elf care! -
Q: What's a snowman's favorite drink?
A: Iced tea! -
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman! -
Q: Why did Santa go to music school?
A: To improve his wrapping skills! -
Q: Knock knock. Who's there? Donut. Donut who?
A: Donut open until Christmas! -
Q: What's a Christmas tree's least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber! -
Q: What's cold, white, and goes up?
A: A confused snowflake! -
Q: What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
A: Nice gnawing you! -
Q: What's every elf's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap! -
Q: What do you call a snowman in the tropics?
A: A puddle! -
Q: Why is the Christmas alphabet different from the regular alphabet?
A: Because it has Noel! -
Q: What do you get when Santa plays detective?
A: Santa Clues! -
Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws! -
Q: What do fish sing at Christmas time?
A: Christmas Corals! -
Q: What was the Christmas tree's favourite shape?
A: A tree-angle! -
Q: Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
A: They always drop their needles! -
Q: Where does Mistletoe go to become famous?
A: Hollywood! -
Q: Why is everyone so thirsty at the North Pole?
A: No well, no well! -
Q: Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?
A: So you can say "Merry Crispness"! -
Q: What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
A: The letter Y! -
Q: Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
A: Their days are numbered! -
Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A: A broken drum, you just can't beat it! -
Q: Why was E the only letter that got a Christmas present?
A: Because all the other letters were not E! -
Q: What's worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?
A: A snowman with a fever! -
Q: Why didn't Rudolph go to school?
A: He was elf-taught! -
Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Can you smell carrots? -
Q: Who delivers your dog's Christmas presents?
A: Santa Paws! -
Q: How much did Santa's sleigh cost?
A: Nothing - it was on the house! -
Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Sant Applause! -
Q: How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?
A: Only one - after that, it isn't empty!
