Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

Ho ho ho! Get ready to jingle all the way with our merry collection of Christmas jokes for kids! 🎄 From silly Santa puns to elf antics and reindeer giggles, these family-friendly jokes are perfect for spreading holiday cheer. Share them around the Christmas tree, during holiday car rides, or add some laughter to your festive gatherings! 🎅🎁

  1. Q: What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
    A: Rude-olph!
  2. Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots in the produce section at the grocery store?
    A: He was picking his nose!
  3. Q: What do elves learn in school?
    A: The elf-abet!
  4. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A: Frostbite!
  5. Q: Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?
    A: Because it soots him!
  6. Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    A: Frosted Flakes!
  7. Q: What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
    A: Silent Night!
  8. Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
    A: Sandy Claws!
  9. Q: What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
    A: Snow!
  10. Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
    A: Santa Pause!
  11. Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
    A: It needed to be trimmed!
  12. Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
    A: Claus-trophobia!
  13. Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
    A: Claus-trophobic!
  14. Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
    A: He was feeling crummy!
  15. Q: What do elves post on social media?
    A: Elf-ies!
  16. Q: What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
    A: Your teeth!
  17. Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
    A: Ice caps!
  18. Q: Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
    A: Because it was Decembrrrrr!
  19. Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
    A: Tinsel-itis!
  20. Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
    A: It's Christmas, Eve!
  21. Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
    A: Saint Nickel-less!
  22. Q: What do sheep say at Christmas?
    A: Fleece Navidad!
  23. Q: What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy?
    A: Orna-mints!
  24. Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
    A: Because he wanted to sleep like a log!
  25. Q: What do you call a snowman party?
    A: A snowball!
  26. Q: What goes "oh, oh, oh"?
    A: Santa walking backwards!
  27. Q: What do you call an old snowman?
    A: Water!
  28. Q: What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
    A: Jingle smells!
  29. Q: What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
    A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
  30. Q: What's a snowman's favorite snack?
    A: Ice Krispies treats!
  31. Q: What do snowmen call their offspring?
    A: Chill-dren!
  32. Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
    A: Because he had low elf-esteem!
  33. Q: What did one Christmas tree say to the other?
    A: Lighten up!
  34. Q: Why is Santa so good at karate?
    A: Because he has a black belt!
  35. Q: What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looks at the sky?
    A: Looks like rain, dear!
  36. Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
    A: No eye deer!
  37. Q: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
    A: A cookie sheet!
  38. Q: How does a snowman get to work?
    A: By icicle!
  39. Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
    A: A wrapper!
  40. Q: What's a dog's favorite Christmas carol?
    A: Bark, the Herald Angels Sing!
  41. Q: What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
    A: Jungle bells, jungle bells!
  42. Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
    A: Quit hanging around!
  43. Q: Why don't you ever see Santa in a hospital?
    A: Because he has private elf care!
  44. Q: What's a snowman's favorite drink?
    A: Iced tea!
  45. Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
    A: An abdominal snowman!
  46. Q: Why did Santa go to music school?
    A: To improve his wrapping skills!
  47. Q: Knock knock. Who's there? Donut. Donut who?
    A: Donut open until Christmas!
  48. Q: What's a Christmas tree's least favorite month?
    A: Sep-timber!
  49. Q: What's cold, white, and goes up?
    A: A confused snowflake!
  50. Q: What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
    A: Nice gnawing you!
  51. Q: What's every elf's favorite type of music?
    A: Wrap!
  52. Q: What do you call a snowman in the tropics?
    A: A puddle!
  53. Q: Why is the Christmas alphabet different from the regular alphabet?
    A: Because it has Noel!
  54. Q: What do you get when Santa plays detective?
    A: Santa Clues!
  55. Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
    A: Santa Jaws!
  56. Q: What do fish sing at Christmas time?
    A: Christmas Corals!

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