Funny Easter Jokes for Kids
Bunny Puns, Egg Humor & Springtime Silliness
Get ready to hop into some egg-citing laughs with our collection of Easter jokes for kids!
Whether you're filling Easter baskets, hunting for eggs, or just looking to add some springtime
fun to your celebration, these jokes are guaranteed to make the whole family smile.
Our collection features over 50 kid-friendly Easter jokes including bunny puns, egg-cellent
wordplay, chick humor, and plenty of springtime silliness. These clean, family-friendly jokes
are perfect for kids ages 4-12 and are great for Easter cards, egg hunt clues, spring parties,
or sharing at the Easter dinner table. From "Why did the Easter egg hide?" to hilarious rabbit
riddles, there's hoppy fun for everyone! 🐇🐣🥕
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Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny rabbit with the internet?
A: A hare net.
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Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with Cinderella?
A: A hare ball.
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Q: Why was the rabbit so unhappy?
A: She was having a bad hare day.
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Q: What do rabbits sing to each other once a year?
A: “Hoppy Birthday.”
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Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
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Q: What do you get when a chicken lays eggs on top of a hill?
A: Eggrolls.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A: A bunny ribbit.
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Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: They go on their bunny-moon.
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Q: How did the bunny rabbit feel when he ran out of carrots?
A: It made him unhoppy!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a beetle and a rabbit?
A: Bugs bunny!
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Q: Why is it hard to trust what a baby chick is saying?
A: Talk is cheep.
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Q: How do chickens stay in shape?
A: They eggs-ercise.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a rabbit?
A: You get hare in your milk.
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Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope.
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Q: What does a rabbit use to fix its fur?
A: Hare-spray.
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Q: What do you call a bunny’s prized possessions?
A: Hare-looms.
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Q: Why did the bunny go to the hospital?
A: It needed a hop-eration.
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Q: Why did the rabbit need to relax?
A: He was feeling jumpy.
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Q: Why did the burglar steal the eggs?
A: He likes his eggs poached!
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Q: Why can’t you tell a joke to an egg?
A: It might crack up!
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Q: How do comedians like their eggs?
A: Funny-side up.
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Q: How do you make Easter easier?
A: Replace the "t" with an "i."
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Q: How can you make Easter shopping go faster?
A: Use the eggs-press lane!
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Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: An eggsplanation.
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Q: How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter?
A: They don’t. They’re eggs-tinct.
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Q: What do you call two best friends on Easter?
A: Two Peeps in a pod!
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Q: Why was the little kid sad after the egg hunt?
A: Because an egg beater.
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Q: Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A: To meet up with her Peeps.
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Q: What did the mama rabbit say to the baby rabbit when she snuck a look at her Easter basket?
A: No Peep-ing!
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Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
A: He was eggspelled!
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Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
A: Hip hop.
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Q: How does the Easter Bunny dry off?
A: With a hare dryer.
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Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
A: To a re-tail store.
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Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
A: Basket-ball.
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Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel?
A: By hare-plane.
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Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
A: Because he kept quacking the eggs!
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Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: Because he was a little chicken.
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Q: What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
A: Egg-stra terrestrial.
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Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one—after that it's not empty anymore!
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Q: Why do Easter eggs go to school?
A: To get egg-ducated.