Funny Easter Jokes & Bunny Puns for Kids

Get ready to hop into some egg-citing laughs with our collection of Easter jokes for kids! Packed with bunny puns, egg-cellent wordplay, and springtime silliness, these jokes are perfect for Easter baskets, egg hunts, or simply adding a little extra hoppy-ness to your holiday celebrations. Whether you're looking to entertain at an Easter party or bring smiles during a family gathering, our jokes are sure to delight children of all ages. 🐇🐣🥕

  1. Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny rabbit with the internet?
    A: A hare net.
  2. Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
    A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses.
  3. Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with Cinderella?
    A: A hare ball.
  4. Q: Why was the rabbit so unhappy?
    A: She was having a bad hare day.
  5. Q: What do rabbits sing to each other once a year?
    A: “Hoppy Birthday.”
  6. Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A: A carrot.
  7. Q: What do you get when a chicken lays eggs on top of a hill?
    A: Eggrolls.
  8. Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
    A: A bunny ribbit.
  9. Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
    A: They go on their bunny-moon.
  10. Q: How did the bunny rabbit feel when he ran out of carrots?
    A: It made him unhoppy!
  11. Q: What do you get when you cross a beetle and a rabbit?
    A: Bugs bunny!
  12. Q: Why is it hard to trust what a baby chick is saying?
    A: Talk is cheep.
  13. Q: How do chickens stay in shape?
    A: They eggs-ercise.
  14. Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a rabbit?
    A: You get hare in your milk.
  15. Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
    A: A jump rope.
  16. Q: What does a rabbit use to fix its fur?
    A: Hare-spray.
  17. Q: What do you call a bunny’s prized possessions?
    A: Hare-looms.
  18. Q: Why did the bunny go to the hospital?
    A: It needed a hop-eration.
  19. Q: Why did the rabbit need to relax?
    A: He was feeling jumpy.
  20. Q: Why did the burglar steal the eggs?
    A: He likes his eggs poached!
  21. Q: Why can’t you tell a joke to an egg?
    A: It might crack up!
  22. Q: How do comedians like their eggs?
    A: Funny-side up.
  23. Q: How do you make Easter easier?
    A: Replace the "t" with an "i."
  24. Q: How can you make Easter shopping go faster?
    A: Use the eggs-press lane!
  25. Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
    A: An eggsplanation.
  26. Q: How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter?
    A: They don’t. They’re eggs-tinct.
  27. Q: What do you call two best friends on Easter?
    A: Two Peeps in a pod!
  28. Q: Why was the little kid sad after the egg hunt?
    A: Because an egg beater.
  29. Q: Why did the baby chick cross the road?
    A: To meet up with her Peeps.
  30. Q: What did the mama rabbit say to the baby rabbit when she snuck a look at her Easter basket?
    A: No Peep-ing!
  31. Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
    A: He was eggspelled!
  32. Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
    A: Hip hop.
  33. Q: How does the Easter Bunny dry off?
    A: With a hare dryer.
  34. Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
    A: To a re-tail store.
  35. Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
    A: Basket-ball.
  36. Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel?
    A: By hare-plane.
  37. Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
    A: Because he kept quacking the eggs!
  38. Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
    A: Because he was a little chicken.
  39. Q: What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
    A: Egg-stra terrestrial.
  40. Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
    A: Only one—after that it's not empty anymore!
  41. Q: Why do Easter eggs go to school?
    A: To get egg-ducated.

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