Get ready to hop into some egg-citing laughs!
Our Easter joke collection is filled with bunny puns, egg-cellent wordplay,
and springtime silliness that will have kids cracking up.
Perfect for Easter baskets, egg hunts, or just adding a little extra
hoppy-ness to your day!
Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny rabbit with the internet?
A: A hare net.
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with Cinderella?
A: A hare ball.
Q: Why was the rabbit so unhappy?
A: She was having a bad hare day.
Q: What do rabbits sing to each other once a year?
A: “Hoppy Birthday.”
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays eggs on top of a hill?
A: Eggrolls.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A: A bunny ribbit.
Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: They go on their bunny-moon.
Q: How did the bunny rabbit feel when he ran out of carrots?
A: It made him unhoppy!
Q: What do you get when you cross a beetle and a rabbit?
A: Bugs bunny!
Q: Why is it hard to trust what a baby chick is saying?
A: Talk is cheep.
Q: How do chickens stay in shape?
A: They eggs-ercise.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a rabbit?
A: You get hare in your milk.
Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope.
Q: What does a rabbit use to fix its fur?
A: Hare-spray.
Q: What do you call a bunny’s prized possessions?
A: Hare-looms.
Q: Why did the bunny go to the hospital?
A: It needed a hop-eration.
Q: Why did the rabbit need to relax?
A: He was feeling jumpy.
Q: Why did the burglar steal the eggs?
A: He likes his eggs poached!
Q: Why can’t you tell a joke to an egg?
A: It might crack up!
Q: How do comedians like their eggs?
A: Funny-side up.
Q: How do you make Easter easier?
A: Replace the "t" with an "i."
Q: How can you make Easter shopping go faster?
A: Use the eggs-press lane!
Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: An eggsplanation.
Q: How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter?
A: They don’t. They’re eggs-tinct.
Q: What do you call two best friends on Easter?
A: Two Peeps in a pod!
Q: Why was the little kid sad after the egg hunt?
A: Because an egg beater.
Q: Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A: To meet up with her Peeps.
Q: What did the mama rabbit say to the baby rabbit when she snuck a look at her Easter basket?
A: No Peep-ing!
Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
A: He was eggspelled!
Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
A: Hip hop.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny dry off?
A: With a hare dryer.
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
A: To a re-tail store.
Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
A: Basket-ball.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel?
A: By hare-plane.
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
A: Because he kept quacking the eggs!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: Because he was a little chicken.
Q: What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
A: Egg-stra terrestrial.
Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one—after that it's not empty anymore!
Q: Why do Easter eggs go to school?
A: To get egg-ducated.