Step right up to a world of silly surprises! These jokes are packed
with just the right amount of goofy fun to keep elementary-age kids
on the edge of their seats, ready to burst into laughter.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
A: He had no body to go with!
Q: How do you throw a party in outer space?
A: You planet!
Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: She’s always running away from the ball!
Q: How does a scientist freshen their breath?
A: With experi-mints!
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: It had too many problems!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick!
Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water!
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: It had a virus!
Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
A: "Nice belt!"
Q: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses?
A: Because her students were so bright!
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: You’ll rise and shine!
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed!
Q: Why did the clown visit the doctor?
A: He was feeling a little funny!
Q: What type of music are balloons afraid of?
A: Pop music!
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: If they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
Q: What do you call a cow that won’t give milk?
A: A milk dud!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!
Q: Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
A: He was out standing in his field!
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: "Dinner’s on me!"
Q: What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q: Why did the rope go to the doctor?
A: It was frayed!
Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad!
Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A: He had no guts!
Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A: A piZZZZa!
Q: Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?
A: In case she needed to draw blood!
Q: Where do baby cats learn to swim?
A: The kitty pool!
Q: What’s fast, loud, and crunchy?
A: A rocket chip!
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over-swept!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: A try-try-try-ceratops!
Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Q: Why don’t elephants use computers?
A: They’re afraid of the mouse!
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labra-cadabra-dor!
Q: What do you call a factory that sells good products?
A: A satisfactory!
Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They just log in!
Q: Why don’t vampires have more friends?
A: They’re a pain in the neck!
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: The teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: "I think I’m coming down with something!"
Q: What did the buffalo say when his son left for school?
A: "Bison!"
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A: He was sitting on the deck!
Q: How do you make a lemon drop?
A: Just let it fall!
Q: Why did the kid bring a ladder to the library?
A: He wanted to reach the top shelf!
Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
Q: Why do skeletons make bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet!
Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
A: An irrelephant!
Q: Why did the kid throw a clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly!
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: To the moo-seum!
Q: What did the nose say to the finger?
A: "Quit picking on me!"
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: The Baa-hamas!
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk!
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He heard it was a high school!
Q: Where do burgers like to dance?
A: At a meat ball!