Jokes for Kids Ages 4–6
Get ready to giggle and grin with these playful, easy-to-understand jokes! Perfect for young minds eager to learn and laugh, each punchline is sure to leave kiddos smiling from ear to ear. This collection of simple kids' jokes is filled with the kind of silly questions and funny punchlines that preschoolers and kindergarteners find hilarious. They're perfect for sharing a laugh with family, helping little ones build confidence, and introducing them to the wonderful world of wordplay.
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Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop! -
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer! -
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: They use honey combs! -
Q: How do you talk to a giant?
A: Use big words! -
Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights?
A: To the moo-vies! -
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well! -
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide! -
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 ate 9! -
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese! -
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear! -
Q: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
A: Because it was stuffed! -
Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves! -
Q: What animal is always at a baseball game?
A: A bat! -
Q: What do you call a snowman in summer?
A: A puddle! -
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes! -
Q: What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks! -
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot! -
Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: It presses the paws button! -
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut! -
Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she’ll let it go! -
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet! -
Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank! -
Q: How do you make an octopus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles! -
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy! -
Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: Hill-arious! -
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella! -
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence! -
Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
A: It’s two-tired! -
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time! -
Q: What did the volcano say to the other volcano?
A: "I lava you!" -
Q: What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
A: "Hoppy Birthday!" -
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A: A dino-snore! -
Q: How does a train eat?
A: It goes chew-chew! -
Q: What do you call a pile of cats?
A: A meow-ntain!