Get ready to giggle and grin with these playful, easy-to-understand jokes!
Perfect for young minds eager to learn and laugh, each punchline is sure
to leave kiddos smiling from ear to ear.
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: They use honey combs!
Q: How do you talk to a giant?
A: Use big words!
Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 ate 9!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Q: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
A: Because it was stuffed!
Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves!
Q: What animal is always at a baseball game?
A: A bat!
Q: What do you call a snowman in summer?
A: A puddle!
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes!
Q: What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: It presses the paws button!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she’ll let it go!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!
Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
Q: How do you make an octopus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy!
Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: Hill-arious!
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella!
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence!
Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
A: It’s two-tired!
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time!
Q: What did the volcano say to the other volcano?
A: "I lava you!"
Q: What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
A: "Hoppy Birthday!"
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A: A dino-snore!
Q: How does a train eat?
A: It goes chew-chew!
Q: What do you call a pile of cats?
A: A meow-ntain!