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What pie can fly?
A magpie.

What did Mickey say when Minnie asked if he was listening?
I'm all ears!

How can you make seven even?
Remove the "S".

Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race?
It ended in a tie!

What does a tree do when he is ready to go home?
He leaves!

What did one ear say to the other ear?
Between us we have brains!

How do you make a band stand?
Hide all their chairs!

Why did the chocolate chip cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crumby!

Why was the broom late?
It over-swept!

What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
I find you very attractive!

What's red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter!

What do you call a girl with sausages on her head?
Barbie!
 

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